Dog quotes can be so funny and sometimes wise.
I have collected the sayings about dogs that I find are the best,
the funniest or the wisest.
Then I have combined them with photos I have found on the website morguefile.com or with some of my own photos and drawings, and I think I have made some very great quotes with images of dogs.
A lot of the good quotes are from the site Quotescoop.com, where you on this page can find quotes about dogs and cats.
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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they went"
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." ~ Mark Twain
"Happiness is a warm puppy" ~ Charles M. Schultz
"The more boys I meet the more I love my dog." ~ Carrie Underwood
I have used the quotes above for these next quotes with images of dogs:
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
"To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." ~ Aldous Huxley
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says: My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would have thought of that" ~ Dave Barry
"If dog could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." ~ Andy Rooney
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs." ~ Martha Scott
"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" ~Anne Tyler
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole" ~ Roger Caras
The text for these next quotes with images of dogs says:
"The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it". ~ Lawrence J. Peter
"Dogs are a privilege - not a right."
"I wonder if dogs thinks poodles are members of a weird religious cult" ~ Rita Rudner
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." ~ Samuel Butler
The picture quote with the dog relaxing on the bench is of course not really a quote, I just thought the photo of the dog kind of called for that remark.
"To a child and to a dog a new day is a miracle of infinite possibilities. We could learn from them". ~ Clipartqueen
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog bisquits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them." ~ Phil Pastoret
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around." ~ Will Rogers
"The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man." ~ Robertson Davies
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