Elephant Clip Art

The Elephant Clip Art here will be cut outs from photos of elephants, elephant silhouettes, drawings of elephants and a lot more, like elephant masks and figurines.


You will also find some elephant jokes like this one:

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
....They're really good at it.

You can find lots of elephant jokes at the internet, I have picked the ones I find most charming.

Q: What goes, “Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?”
A: An elephant with a wet sneaker.

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.

Cute Cartoon Elephants:


Sweet elephant clip art PNG  Elephant drawing  PNG
elephant drawing  summer-elephant-clip-art 
Blue elephant clipart PNG Cute black white elephant PNG
 baby blue circle elephant drawing  circle elephant clip art
Elephant alphabet JPEG  Elephant checkered in blue JPEG
alphabet-letter-e-elephant checkered in blue elephant
Cute Elephant  PNG  Blue clay elephant JPEG 
cute blue elephant
Alphabet Elephant JPEG Tumbling elephant PNG 
Elephant clip art with E letter  tumbling elephant 
Cartoon elephants PNG  Cartoon elephant in swimsuit PNG
unhappy elephant clip art  elephant in swim suit 
   

Some more Elephant Jokes:



Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.

Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.

Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.


Q: What should you do to a blue elephant?
A: Cheer it up.

Q: What should you do to a red elephant?
A: Quit telling it dirty jokes.

Q: What should you do to a yellow elephant?
A: Teach it to be brave.

Q: What should you do to a white elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue, then follow the directions for a blue elephant.

Q: What should you do to a green elephant?
A: Bury it! You were only supposed to hold its nose until it turned blue.

Elephant Silhouettes:


silhouette walking elephant




Silhouette of elephant JPEG Silhouette of elephant PNG 
silhouette clip art of elephant  elephant silhouette clipart 
Elephant silhouette JPEG  Frontal silhouette elephant PNG 
black elephant silhouette  frontal silhouette of elephant
Brown silhouette of elephant JPEG Elephant black white silhouette PNG
brown elephant silhouette  elephant silhouette 
   



What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? When your nose touches the ceiling!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"


Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?
A: The door won’t shut.

Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

More Elephant Clip Art and Cartoon Elephants:

           elephant and mouse clip art



Elephant in fabric PNG  Elephant clipart JPEG 
Elephant Indian clip art  elephant clip art 
Elephant figurine made of tree PNG  Angry cartoon elephant drawing PNG 
elephant made of tree  angry elephant clipart 
Elephant god mask PNG  Circus elephant PNG
blue elephant mask  circus elephant 
Elephant foot prints JPEG   Elephant foot print GIF
elephant foot prints  elephant foot prints in black 
   

Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?


Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
A: You lure it out on a leaf and try to keep it there 'till autumn

Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.


What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? Mashed potatoes!

  elephants at sunset


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